‘I’ve got world champion nuts’

John Fury is the father of Tyson Fury’s heavyweight champion. He has taken extreme measures to protect his personal parts.

It’s never boring in the Fury household, and this time it is John who has made the headlines by revealing that he has insured his testicles for £10million.

You can’t make this stuff up.

“I’ve insured my nuts for £10million – believe me there is good stuff that comes out of them,” John told freebets.com.

“I’ve got world champion nuts in these trousers, breed some kings I do.

“There are only champions coming out of these nuts — it’s been proven hasn’t it?”

To be fair, John,Tyson is the heavyweight champion of Tyson. He’s also an exciting prospect. TommyAnd even more RomanThis was a very successful debut for professional boxing.

John went on to say: “Words cannot express how proud of Tyson and Tommy and all my family I am. I feel like I’m a world champ sometimes.”

Tyson believes John made a smart decision by insuring his testicles. He told Tyson Behind the Gloves “He insured them because that sperm produced the heavyweight champion of the world and it’s very valuable.

“So, if anything happens to him, even at his age, he could still extract a few champions out of those, so we’ll see.

“Imagine this guy puts a load of swimmers in test tubes and freezes them and sells them, this is the proper half-brother of ‘The Gypsy King’ Tyson Fury the heavyweight champion of the world, this potentially could be our next champion, so it’s worth a fortune.

“See me, I’ve become heavyweight champion, but I’ve never produced a heavyweight champion.”